Mike was bragging to Chris and extolling the virtues of collecting unemployment. Hey kids! Can you spell "BUM"? I knew that you could! A few weeks later, I found a crumpled note in the kitchen ( a few feet from the garbage can) from the unemployment office saying that his benefits had been denied. HA HA HA HA!! Now he has to pay back the money!!! HA HA HA HA HA!!! F*cking bum!!!! (Insert evil laughter here)